MTM — Get to the Root of It Edition

Happy Monday!

Welcome to another edition of Man-Titty Monday. This week’s theme is “Get to the Root of It.” And by root, we man “manroot.”

Anyone remember the old romances of the ’70s? That was a favorite euphemism for “penis,” though I always found it absurd. Manroot? Seriously? No way.

The word popped into our heads as we perused this selection of photos, as you will no doubt understand, as they all have one thing in common: you almost get to see the model’s junk, and sometimes you catch just a glimpse of the root of it...

Some women don’t like it all hanging out, but we think these photos are a good compromise between those of us who do like it all hanging out and those of you who want just a hint.

The model at the top is about to lose his swim trunks. The very thought makes us hope for a really big wave. Come on, Mother Ocean! Help us out here. No wave? Bummer. All we get is that tasty hint — the dark thatch of hair and a tiny, tiny glimpse of manroot.




Whoever cropped this photo deserves time in prison. Not even a glimpse of manroot here. But this torso is so hot we just had to share. And, yes, there are veins. You vein-a-holics should be sated for a while.




This gentleman is having some kind of conflict with his underwear. Is it on inside out? Or is it right side out? He’s not sure. He can’t tell. He’s upset about it, too. As a result, we get a tantalizing view of some serious man business — or almost.



Now this gentleman somehow wore his underwear into the shower. But this isn’t a bad thing. Did you ever wonder why those idiot guys in college liked wet T-shirt contests? Now you know. Wet underwear contests seem to be more our thing here at MTM.


Someone recently shared this pic on the Facebook I-Team page. Somehow looking at this, the term “manroot” doesn’t seem quite as silly. Something’s definitely rooted right there on that man, and it’s not a zucchini. We’re not sure who this fellow is, but we’d be happy to help him finish undressing if he’d just send us his address.

We root a lot for David Gandy on this blog. Well, here he’s rooting for us. That body. Those killer blue eyes. That dark hair. Those lips. That... manroot.

Go ahead. Take your time. You can stare all you like, and we know you will. Scroll through the photos again, as many times as you like. We’ll be here for another few days.

Have a great day! We hope your ovaries are warmed up and your day is a bright one.

Coming up next: Inconspicuous vibrators for the workplace...

Just joking.

Happy Monday, everyone!

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MTM — Hot Men in Jeans with guest blogger Alyson

(Editor’s note: This week we continue with another in a series of guest MTM blogs, this one from the lovely Alyson Hacket. Thank you, Alyson!)


I tend to be the odd woman out when it comes to pictures of men for MTM. Not that I mind the almost nekkid pictures or the ones of their tushies but I much prefer to leave lots to the imagination. As a matter of fact, I think the peenie is an ugly thing rather than a beautiful thing — shhhhh! Don't tell my husband that! So hints of it rather than it out there for all to see is what I find HOT!!!

Therefore I have chosen men in jeans! I mean how many of us have read books where the hero is wearing a worn pair of jeans with the button undone. It is written so often because it is HOT!!! So here for your viewing pleasure are a few men in jeans :)

At top is Mr. Jeans #1. I love him because he has a fabulous “V,” a happy trail, and he isn’t overly muscled.



Mr. Jeans #2 looks to be saying, “You think this is hot? Just wait until you get me into bed!!” I am not sure how many of us would kick him out!



Poor guy! Mr. Jeans #3 is overwrought with desire for us. We are driving him out of his mind without our sex appeal!!



This is how Mr. Jeans #4 will great you when you come home from work. This so says "Come and get me baby!!"



I think that Mr. Jeans #5 needs a little help getting dressed — or undressed for that matter! Anyone willing to volunteer for that task?



And last but certainly not least, I couldn't leave you ladies without any hint of what is hiding in those jeans! Mr. Jeans #6 wants you to know exactly what you are getting when you unwrap him from his jeans!

An MTM Fourth of July salute to military men

(This week we bring another guest MTM. Ronlyn has stepped up to the plate to provide a different kind of fireworks in honor of the holiday. Enjoy! I wish my U.S. readers all a safe and happy Fourth of July.)

First of all we have to raise the flag to give a good old fashioned salute

As we in the U.S. celebrate our Independence Day, I set out to find some perfect specimen of our Armed Forces. This was a more daunting a difficult task than I'd anticipated. I mean, ALL the men are worthy of our admiration and praise, right? (In reality, the women too, but I'm focusing on the men here for MTM.)

So, first we have the ARMY. You know, “Be all you can be.” And boy oh boy, these soldiers are being all they can be. As long as being hot and relaxing on what looks like a beach is being all they can be.


Next we have the MARINES. The few, the proud. I admit to having an affinity for jarheads since my father was one. Marines are actually part of the Navy and can be stationed on ships along with the saliors as well as on Naval bases. Their moto is “Semper Fidelis,” which means “Always Faithful.”



The AIR FORCE is next and they are of course known for their fly boys. Okay, I know I’m making light of all the hundreds of other jobs in the Air Force, but who can blame me? I mean, look at the flyboys!


And finally we have the Navy, with their big ships strong swimmers. Really, you can't go wrong with a sailor. On land or on sea he's gonna have you covered.



We’ve all seen and salivated over the final photo I’m going to share: A photo of a Navy SEAL which was first published a few years ago in Newsweek (I think it was Newsweek) when they did an article on SEALs.


A real life hero who would put his life on the line for us and does every day when he goes to work. This image has gone viral since the SEALs were back in the news for taking down the USA's most wanted terrorist a couple of months ago. And yes, without a doubt, this man represents everything that sends our romance reading hearts a flutter. Most of all though this guy and every other man and woman who puts on the uniform and steps to the front lines deserve our gratitude and respect. I mean, I’m sure he appreciates the fact that we all find him hot, but I somehow think he’d find the fact that we find him capable and recognize his sacrifice just as appealing.

MTM — The Eyes Have It with Guest Ronlyn Howe

It’s said that the eyes are the window to the soul. They show us the needs and desires of the person, all the secrets that that person holds dear can be seen if you look deeply enough. They can reflect joy, pain, need ... anything we desire it’s all right there.

This first guy (above) has lovely eyes. They’re bright and smiling. I’d imagine he's got a good sense of humor...but do you notice the little spark of devilment in there? That spark that says, “I know what you want and I’d have a great time getting you there.”




Our second eye guy doesn’t have quite the same youthful twinkle, but paired with the sly grin his eyes say he’s been there, done that... and if you play your cards right he might just take you with him. And, if those little smile lines are anything to go by, he can guarantee you’ll have a great time on the ride.


Eye guy number three is completely engrossed in whatever it is he’s watching. With the slight parting of those full lips I’m thinking he’s watching someone trying to entice him. A slow sultry strip tease, maybe?



Guy No. Four has an intense stare that dares anyone to cross him. And he’s got the muscles to back up his stance. And he’s wet. And ripped. And hot.



Guy No. 5 captured my eye the second I saw the photo. Look at that intense look in his eye, along with the determined set of his jaw and compressed lips. He’s being pulled through the ringer and he’s determined to make it through. If you can’t keep up, just get out of his way. This Warrior Man has work to do.


And finally, a look that says it all, along with the reaching hand. I know you girls know what he’s asking.

[Editor’s note: Yes, we do. And my answer is, “Yes!”]

Thanks, Ronlyn, for this sexy MTM treat. As much as we go on about pecs, abs, glutes and biceps, there’s a lot to be said about a strong gaze, a sexy glint, and beautiful eyes.

Have a great Monday, everyone!

Got a concept for MTM or some super-hot pics you’d like to share? Just e-mail us at MTM HQ and arrange for a guest slot.

MTM — The Flag Day Edition by Seductive Musings

Hello there fellow Man Titty Monday lovers!

A while back Pamela invited guests to appear on her blog to help her out while she is busy writing more of her tempting romances for us to read, and being a devoted fangirl I answered her call of need and volunteered to share some of my own MTM Muses.

I’m the blogger behind Seductive Musings, and I love romances (especially Pamela’s)! When I first started my blog I knew I wanted to share the romances that I love and can’t wait to read with like minded virtual friends, but I needed some inspiration...a placed to begin so to speak. I needed a Muse to inspire me to share my thoughts, and since most romances are all about the hero for me, I took that thought literally and began to seek out inspiring and seductive visual Muse representations (it’s grueling work, but hey, someone has to do it, right?) Monday’s Muse was born and has been inspiring me and my followers each week, but you better believe that one of my first online stops every Monday morning is here at Pamela’s blog for Man Titty Monday! Because it’s Monday, and I firmly believe that you need A LOT of inspiration to get up out of bed and start another grueling week. The more Muses the better, I say!

So this week I thought I would share the love of one of my new favorite holidays as inspiration for this week’s Man Titty Monday. What, you didn't realize that there was a national holiday this week? If you didn’t, let me enlighten you. By the end of the post I am sure you will understand, and agree, why Flag Day is a great and Muse worthy holiday. Yes, Flag Day. It’s not just another holiday on your calendar. This one has a special place in my heart (other than being the day before my birthday). I am here to show you why I think the celebration of the representation of our country can be very inspiring :) It's a rallying point for our troops, inspired a our national anthem, and has many other useful purposes, in fact I think I might just declare it a romance lovers holiday (you’ll see why, just trust me and go with it). Here are some flags that I found seductively tempting...

The flag as headgear

You did notice the flag on his head in this OMG, there is a God, Muse? If you didn't notice the first time is it your patriotic duty to look again :)

The flag as towel

Has a flag ever been worn better? Every time I see this Muse I have the same thought...If kilts are to Scots, what the flag towel is to this Muse....does that mean that all his star spangled glory is just one stiff breeze away? One can only wish :)

The flag as bathing suit

Umm, yeah, that’s a teeny tiny flag bathing suit, and the only thing I have to say is that the designer of this piece of patriotic clothing is a genius. GENIUS! From his beautiful man chest, to his drool worthy thighs this particular flag is well represented :)

The flag as the flag

After all it is Flag Day on June 14th (every year) so why not one last but of MTM inspiration where our Muse is the flag pole and proudly displays his assets and all that is great about our Country :) Oh, say can you see...

Happy Man Titty Monday, Happy Flag Day and thank you to Pamela for letting me visit with you today!

(Isn’t Flag Day a great holiday to celebrate?)

MTM — Game of Thrones edition

If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re missing out. HBO’s new series GAME OF THRONES is exciting, creative and fun — and that’s just the opening sequence with all of its clever pieces that pop up and become castles.

Typical of HBO series, it features a lot of hot guys who often get naked. Though I’d say there’s been more naked women on this show than men, still, the guys are hot.

Above we have Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, a Danish actor remembered for his role in Black Hawk Down, who plays the loathsome Jamie Lannister, a highborn knight and king-slayer who also shags his sister. While I hate, hate, hate his character, he is just damned hot. And, yes, he is Danish, which scores huge points for me. (Those of you who remember the research about penis size that was recently released will recall that Denmark did itself proud, much better than the U.S.)


Here he is displaying his fine chesticles — one for those of you who don’t like super beefy guys. Toned with nice definition, he also has an almost obscenely handsome face.


Kit Harington plays Jon Snow, Lord Stark’s bastard son, who has taken “the black,” i.e., joined The Watch on the big ice wall that separates the realm from the wilding and snow vampires beyond. Because he serves in an icy part of the land — and because taking the black means forsaking sex — we only ever see him dressed in furs and armor.

However, he kicks butt in that armor, showing the other recruits for the Watch exactly what they’re supposed to be able to do with a long piece of metal called a sword.

I suspect that this vow of celibacy will be challenged later in the series. At least I hope it will. In fact, part of me is counting on it. His face is so expressive that he’s a scene stealer every time he appears.


Here’s one of my personal favorite actors — Sean Bean. We remember him as Boromir from Lord of the Rings, but he’s played all kinds of characters from terrorists to heroes. In GAME OF THRONES, he plays Lord Stark, a man whose sense of honor looks like it might get him killed.

Here he is a bit younger and a bit beat up. There’s something about him lying mostly naked in bed, covered with bruises, scowling and holding a gun that really does it for me. If only he could open up his mouth and talk. That northern accent is just damned sexy.

I’ve always thought it must have been easy for him to learn to spell. All he had to do was memories “e-a-n” and then alternate between “S” for his first name and “B” for his last name. But the pronunciation must have been confusion. Why isn’t his name pronounced SHAWN BAWN or SEEN BEEN? These are the mysteries I contemplate late at night when I’m exhausted from re-editing a book I wrote five years ago.

This is none other than Jason Mamoa. Above we see him in his Hawaiian habitat, but below we get a glimpse of him as a barbarian — a role at which he excels. Clearly having hit the gym since his surfer days, Mamoa plays Khal Drogo on the program, a barbarian horse lord to whom young deposed princess Daenarys Targaryen is forced to marry early in the season. Their wedding night doesn’t even constitute “forced seduction.” Drogo simply removes her gown, bends her over and does the deed while Daenarys cries. (Mamoa reportedly had a difficult time with the scene.) Of course, Daenarys falls in love with him....

Here’s Jason in his Conan days. Not sure what iteration of Conan he was in. A film with the title “Conan the Barbarian” is guaranteed not to draw me into theaters, though perhaps I should re-evaluate my position. Because make no mistake, Mamoa is hot. At 6-foot-4, he must be quite the sight nude on set. And, yes, he has been naked. (Hey, wait! Finish MTM first. You can subscribe to HBO later!)

Here he is as Khal Drogo on his wedding night girded in all manner of barbarian gibbeltry. I don’t buy that any true barbarian would wear that outfit on his wedding night. It’s hard to get to the relevant body part beneath all of that stuff — beads, lizard skins, dried seaweed, shells, braids of slain enemies, dragon teeth, leather...

Enjoy your Monday! Maybe a few daydreams about some barbarian lord lifting you off your feet and onto his horse will keep you going through the day.

MTM — Author Jenn LeBlanc brings her own chesticles

MTM Editor’s note: This is the first of what I hope will be many Guest MTM blogs from readers and fellow authors. We start off with author Jenn LeBlanc, a photojournalist (who, oddly enough was at SPJ picking up an photojournalism award the night I won my big award, but is also a romance novelist). Jenn takes her own photos for her books. Yes, she not only writes romance, but she convinces hunky men from Denver to take their clothes off for her. These are her original photos, part of her illustrated romance novel. Jenn and I met in person in Denver at Lady Jane’s Salon, where she let me look through all her photos. It was amazing! So, now, without further ado, I turn things over to the talented Jenn LeBlanc.

Oh, Pamela, how can I ever thank you enough for letting me guest on Man Titty Monday? I so very much adore, not just the MTM, but also all the beautiful man titty you always dredge up from only goodness knows where. Today, I have brought along my own set of chesticles.

Well not mine, per se, but those belonging to my muse Mr. Derek Hutchins. He was the star of my illustrated romance novel, The Rake and the Recluse, and I have spent many — many hours in a studio just staring at this guy. I have such a difficult job. It pains me really. Okay, I give, I am the luckiest girl in the world, but that makes you all the second luckiest because the thing I love to do the most (besides shoot Derek) is share. Just follow me on twitter, and you’ll see how much I love to share.

So let’s get busy.

I brought a mix of historical and modern chesticals, because my novel is a time travel set in Victorian England and Derek plays Gideon Alrick Trumbull, Duke of Roxleigh. But here in the real world Mr. Muse is a fully tattooed hottie.

The image at top is, obviously, Derek as Derek. Those tats on his trapezii are the symbol for om. I could sit and meditate to this view for awhile, couldn’t you? This guy is about as far from a 19th-century duke as it gets.

I like to call this one the Wolverine. Now don’t get me wrong Mr. Hugh Jackman is a damn beautiful man in his own right, no argument there, but the veins on Derek’s disembodied torso are SICK awesome. Seriously. Those muscles are not just for show, they are for taking and grabbing and squeezing and…oh my.

Yeah, this is my favorite image from the book. Because he looks like he is either a breath away from killing me or…well…see when shooting the love, anger happens to look a whole lot like the passion.

So you like them wet? So do I. Wet and nekked. What? Dukes go swimming. Seriously.

How about some painted man titties? Who wouldn’t love to be that paintbrush? This is actually Ross, my other favorite man candy…er, uh, professional model. He now lives in Korea, teaching English to children, hot and smart. Did I mention he also plays piano? Yes, talented digits. SIGH.

Can’t leave you without him wet. Well, I could…but I’m not like that.

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Thank you, Jenn, for sharing your area of expertise. I think the idea of an illustrated romance novel is right up there with my idea for a “touch the man-titty” app. I think incorporating erotic photos could raise romance to a new level of hawt.

Please don't forget that I have offered to carry your camera bag and wield the spray bottle the next time you do a shoot. Help a fellow journalist out, will you? YUM! I know my Monday has gotten off to a fantastic start!

MTM — Post-Rapture Rapture Edition

The end of the world didn’t come, and a good thing, too. That leaves us all more time to pursue earthly pleasures such as those we enjoy here on Man-Titty Monday. Truly, what’s the point of going to heaven anyway if there aren’t hot men?

Before we get started, I want to thank everyone who participated in last Friday’s “After the Epilogue” chat. We had some technical difficulties, which irritated me, especially after I whipped out a credit card to pay for a “premium chatroom.” Still, we had a lot of fun. SueZ and Ronlyn helped with the chat — THANK YOU! — and Ronlyn edited the transcript, so if anyone missed it but wants to read what was said, contact me via Facebook.

We’ve missed a few editions of MTM over the past few weeks, but for a good cause, as that time and space was given to Breaking Point. Speaking of which, there have been some amazing reviews of the story out there, which has prompted my agent to say, “See, told you so!” and mock me for freaking out about the book last summer. Here’s a review that just got posted today.

And now for man chest!

There’s really nothing to say about the man at the top, except that he’s absolutely perfect. He’s so perfect, in fact, someone should bronze him, carve sculptures of him or put him in a museum. I would personally volunteer dust and polish him every day.


Forgive me if this fine gentleman is a repeat. With that smoldering gaze, ripped body and beautiful face, he kind of reminds me of Michelangelo’s David, except that he’s much better endowed. Seriously, have you ever looked at that sculpture? People suggest that Michelangelo was gay, but I just can’t see a gay man giving a guy a dinky winky. Get real!

Poor David! There he is, on exhibit for all eternity, his tiny jewels right out there for everyone to see. I saw the sculpture in person during my European travels and was impressed by the detail and beauty of the work. But what struck me the most was how big David’s hands were — and how tiny his penis was.

If the gentleman above — or any of these below — were rendered in marble, someone would have to carve some serious cock out of that rock.

This luscious specimen is so hot he’s smoking. I’ve had some pretty steamy sex before, but none that set off the smoke detector. What a way to burn down the house!


I just love this one — he’s ripped, hung, and wet. And though I planned to have a “Touch the Man-Titty” app up and running, it’s sadly still bogged down in the development phase. So all we can do is stare and dream of the things we want to do with that body. Such as wash our panties on that six-pack.

Because I’m hard at work on Connor’s book, Defiant, and because I’m behind, I’m going to offer an opportunity to all of you to be Man-Titty Consultants. Want to host Man-Titty Monday as a guest blogger here? Just let me know. You bring the beef, supply your own text, and I’ll post it for you. That way I can focus on writing without depriving you of your Monday morning chesticles.

Happening this week:

On Thursday, I’m the guest at Romance & Oreos, Marie Force's book club. The wonderful and talented Ronlyn has been working on what she calls “The Most AWESOME PC Interview EVER!” I must say that she asked some interesting questions. The interview will be posted Thursday, and all of you will have the chance to ask questions, as well. In addition, I will be giving away a signed book of the winner’s choice during the interview.

Coming soon:

That interview with the I-Team heroes I promised you. Now it can include Zach.
The latest word on my side projects, including a SEAL novella and An I-Team Christmas.

So stay tuned!

In the meantime, have a lovely Monday!

MTM — Hooya! Men of the Military II

Happy Monday, womanity!

Welcome to another edition of Man-Titty Monday. After the response to last week’s Men of the Military, I decided to pay this theme a second visit. Your ovaries will thank me.

I’m going to keep it short and sweet this week because I have so many things to do. I know you want Connor’s book, and that means less time blogging and less time online.

These photos speak for themselves, really. Sexy men in uniform. Warriors. Men who put others first and themselves in the line of danger.

Yes, it does something for us.

As I said last week, there’s something about dog tags that just turns me on, and the top photo is an amaaaazing photo of dog tags, don’t you think? I find myself staring, almost mesmerized by those dog tags. They’re just hanging there... Dog tags. Mmm...



But this man is clothed, you say. Yes, he is. But I wanted to share him with you because 1) beneath the clothes he is perfectly naked and 2) he is part of a real, elite group of agents who work the U.S./Mexico border — the Shadow Wolves. The Shadow Wolves are made up entirely of American Indian trackers and are widely acknowledged as the best trackers on the planet. They play a significant role in Breaking Point. I’ve thought about revisiting them and giving them their own series...

I love the name Shadow Wolves. And these guys are not only amazing at what they do — I’ve seen them cutting for sign, i.e., looking for tracks, and they can see things you and I would never notice unless you shoved them up our noses. Stuff like a thread on a shrub, the swoosh of leaves against the sand caused by someone trying to hide footprints, broken grass.



This military hero is carrying a rifle. He is not carrying a gun. For those of you confused about the difference, Zach will clear that up for you in/around Chapter 14 of Breaking Point. Notice the nice scattering of chest hair, the cleft in the chin, the lean, muscular build...

Oh, who am I fooling? You saw those things before you noticed the rifle. Come on! I know you did.


Why is it in all my years of hiking I’ve never come across scenery like this?

All I know is that I feel a real need to go get lost in the woods very near these three. I think a sprained ankle would be good. Or better yet, hypothermia. It looks a little hot for hypothermia, but I could give it a try. Maybe I can find an ice cave or something. They could hear my pleas for help and come to my rescue. And then they could warm me up.


This is for those you who love the flip side. This hero has got some gear. If you ask politely, he might let you check it out... Maybe he’d even let you use it.

Have a lovely Monday, everyone! I hope your hormones are on full blast and that you’re ready for a day of feeling sexy.

Only two weeks till Breaking Point is released!

I-Team Reading Challenge update — I’ll announce prize-winners on Wednesday. I’m so busy I haven’t had a time to look through it. PLEASE don’t think I’m ignoring your posts. I’ve just been slammed. If you haven’t checked in but you completed the challenge, please do so immediately!